Now I fully understand why Maria Menounos and I never hooked up. Here she is as the Grand Marshal for the 2013 LA Pride Festival. I guess that makes her the biggest lesbo in California! Ionly wish she would have told me sooner because I spent the last 7 years wasting my time trying toseduce her with this stupid blog. OK, maybe Maria is not into chicks, but I’ll pretend that she is because it makes my lesbian fantasies so much better. On another note, you’ll see that in these photos Maria almost had her knickers exposed. Unfortunately, the wind wasn’t strong enough.
Here are some Maria Menounos bikini pictures from her 35th birthday party over the weekend, and now this is more like it! Anyway, I’d like to say happy birthday to Maria and sorry I couldn’t be there. I have an average size present I wanted to give her, but once again, the USPS must have lost my invite.
Here’s my Greek goddess Maria Menounos making her way to Kim Kardashian’s baby shower and looking like an absolutely doll, and more importantly, ultra cleavagy while doing so. Nice! Hell, this appearance and cleavage is better than just “nice!”; it’s “stop reading this and click on the photos!”. So what the hell are you waiting for? Go! Enjoy the show!
You can stop throwing pennies into that mall fountain, because the Maria Menounos booty show is finally back. And as you can see, Maria’s looking just as good as usual. I’ve been a fan of Maria’s booty for so long, it’s about time I saw it in person — which is what I’ve been trying to tell Maria for years, but for some reason her assistant keeps ignoring my emails. Weird.
I know it’s been a couple weeks since the last episode, but don’t worry, the Maria Menounos booty Show is still going strong. This week’s guest is Heidi Klum, and while I was hoping they’d be showing one another how to do lunges and squats, I guess I’ll have to settle for the lesbian fantasy instead. It always makes for good TV.
Here is some hot Maria Menounos bikini Instagram picture. After many incredible pictures of her I had on the site, a girl so hot as Maria cannot stop to surprise us and just when we didn’t think it could get any better we get this. Jesus christ. Some hotties are fine with letting the paparazzi do all the hard work, but I really appreciate that Maria Menounos made an effort to spice things up and keep the streak going with some pictures of her own. That’s the mark of a true pro. Let’s hope this never ends.
Here is Maria Menounous hot in some red dress keeping her hotness streak alive at the Oz The Great And Powerful premiere. Her body is definitely rockin’ and I wouldn’t mind seeing finally some Maria Menounos nude pictures; you know just to be sure. Oh, I’m so tired, I would use those boobs as pillows….
Here is my Greek goddess Maria Menounos doing sexy Yoga yesterday afternoon on Extra, and showing off her very own impressive Yoga stretches and her beyond sexy booty… I don’t know if Maria Menounos nude is just limbering up before her show here, but I’m pretty sure “Maria Doing Yoga” needs to become a regular segment on Extra or at least “Maria Bending Over.” This girl is just damn hot and I believe that this is why she does this for us, so enjoy!
You guys know that I love Greek Maria Menounos hot babe, but lately I did not have pictures of her for some reason. Today I decided to correct this mistake and here are some pictures of Maria teaching her studio audience how to be a good host, by either making dip or microwaving a pile of cheese, I’m not sure which. Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s delicious, because we get some awesome Maria Menounos tongue action. I want a bite.
Here’s my Greek goddess Maria Menounos in a bikini for Men’s Fitness showing off her groovy curves and bodacious booty. You guys know that I love Greek hottie Maria Menounos, but lately, I’ve had to make do with either pictures from her show or red carpets where she’s all covered up. But now this is more like it! Enjoy the view!
Maria Menounos and her nipples looking very excited on the set of Extra at The Grove in LA and that is making me excited as well! But forget that our belusted Maria Menounos was on the set of Extra dancing to that idiotic fat Korean rapper music video teen girl frenzy, and just focus on how focused Maria’s high beams were during her intense dancing. It was almost enough of a distraction to get us to stop staring at her stretch pants covered perfect booty for a few moments. Enjoy!
Here’s my Greek goddess Maria Menounos, dropping everyone’s jaw and stealing the show at “2012 Do Something Awards” in Santa Monica with one hell of a ridiculously sexy display of her ultra awesome booty…So tell me what could be better than a few shots of cutie Maria Menounos flashing her sweet booty in a hot pink dress? Enjoy these photos of one of the hottest babes in Hollywood unleashes one of the most amazing booties in all of existence and creation!
I love this Greek hottie so I’m going to post pictures of her whenever I have a chance to do wether you like it or not. Here is Maria Menounos at some party last night for something called FaceMate flashing off her nice perky cleavage in low cut top. I love it. She looks good, but she’d look a whole lot better with a certain creepy blogger wrapped around her… I’d wear a nice thin track suit.
Me and Maria Menounos are in internet love with each other, so here is picture of her celebrates her 34 birthday… Perfect! As you can see Maria Menounos shows zero signs of slowing down, if anything, her hotness bulb is burning brighter than ever,maybe it’s the dancing or the Pilates, or just the knowledge that a million men are fapping to her at any given moment on this spinning globe, but this celebrity babe is absolutely glowing. She’s just too perfect, everything she does seems to be just right, she needs to have a torrid drunken love affair with a sloppy celebrity blogger… Happy Birthday Maria!
Here is Maria Menounos lounging by the pool in her hot little green bikini looking just damn awesome as we used too… or even better than that. I’m not pleased with the douche getting all up close and personal and touchy feely with my Greek goddess, but I’m sure she’ll find a way to make it up to me… This babe is just awesome, she needs to be in Playboy or some shit like that. We need to see more!