Here is Jennifer Morrison posing for photographers in somehow see through dress and looking like million bucks at the Billboard Music Awards. I’d like to officially welcome Jennifer on my site and ask if she’d like to join me for a quick motorboating session later. And if I haven’t, we’ll just skip ahead to the motorboating part. What do you say, Jennifer? Enjoy the view!
Eva Longoria’s wardrobe malfunction was the buzz of the internet over the weekend, so here are those pics of her on the red carpet at the 66th Cannes Film Festival for the premiere of Jimmy P. Psychotherapy of a Plains Indian. Well, everyone on the Internet got a nice surprise when some quick-reacting photographer got a rather nice shot of Eva Longoria upskirt as she made her through to the entrance. We’ll let you folks be the judge of what you actually see but at least this keeps Eva relevant to us without having her holding a bag of Lays Potato Chips.
I’m not a big fan of full figured women, but I would let Christina Hendricks busty smother me to death with those big bazookas. Here she is in one of the best photoshoots of the year. I’m not sure what it’s for, but it’s causing me to have a raging pant fire. Quick someone call the fire department before I spontaneously combust.
I’ve had a crush on Piper Perabo ever since she was in Coyote Ugly. Her lip syncing that LeAnn Rimes song was one of the best performances on film I’ve ever seen. But I have not had her on the site for a long time, after topless sex scene from Looper. Anyway, here she is showing her nipples in some nice see through top at some event. While she comes and goes from our radars, mostly absent these past few years, all it takes is one good see-through show to get back on our bandwagon. We are easy men afterall. Enjoy.
My new favorite cougar Courtney Stodden revealed that she has a sex tape, but made it clear that it won’t be released to the media and for some reason every news site picked up this pointless story because they have nothing better to do with their time. Anyhow, if I was able to see Courtney Stodden sex tape, I think she could stay my new favorite nobody for a long time. Hell, if she’s lucky, she might even break the current record of two weeks.
Maria Fowler really knows how to dress! I forget why Maria Fowler is famous, but since she’s British and has giant funbags, I’m just going to assume she’s a reality TV star. And judging from these pictures, I’m guessing her show follows Maria’s courageous battle with nipple-itis, a wonderful disease that afflicts hundreds of celebrities every year. So with her permission, I’d like to try an experimental cure. It involves my mouth and it’ll probably take a several sessions, but I’m willing to do it even if Maria’s health insurance doesn’t cover it.
Here is every nerds favorite actress Emma Watson at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of her new movie The Bling Ring in one of the better outfits of the evening. Unfortunately, poor girl can’t fill it out all too well. I’m not one to tell a chick that they need to purchase a set of funbags, but Emma’s bags are non existent and trust me you won’t get any fun out of those. Seriously, as I look at the pictures, it’s practically like checking myself in the mirror. Minus the women’s clothing of course.
Here’s Candice Swanepoel topless heating things up for Interview German magazine. As you guys know, I think Candy is the hottest thing to ever set foot on this planet, but I’m not impressed that they have her smoking in this photoshoot. It’s a bit of a turn off. Now don’t get me wrong, I’d still play tossil hockey with her even if she tasted like an ashtray, but next time they need something to stick in her mouth, I know exactly the right prop for the job. Enjoy the view!
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens leaving yet another yoga class in tights and looking a lil’ camel toey in the process and covering up her face one again as well. Hasn’t this girl gotten it by now that we’re only interested at gawking at her groovy little body and that we couldn’t give a crap about her face!? Well, that’s not true; I still dig her looks, but her body is ninety-five percent of her hotness. And I’m definitely only interested in her body when she’s prancing around in a tiny tanktop and skin-tight workout leggins. Enjoy!
Some women just seem to keep getting better with age, and Cindy Crawford is definitely one of them. Here she is at Cannes Film Festival basting out some supermodel cougar cleavage and proving she’s still got it. For all you ladies out there wondering what Cindy’s secret is, I heard it’s her daily regime of hooking up with a blogger. So if you want to try this new miracle anti-aging trick for yourself, just email me, I’m currently accepting new patients.
Miranda Kerr appears to be relishing her newfound freedom after leaving lingerie giant Victoria’s Secret last month. And her breasts too! Here is Miranda Kerr boobs slip while doing some hot swimsuit photoshoot and showing off her incredibly alluring allurement skills down in Florida. I thank the heavens for these, she is gorgeous!
Here’s Nikki Leigh at a photoshoot showing off her sweet toned body in a bikini. They don’t just hand out those Playmate of the Month awards to any girl off the streets. I mean, yes, if you’re super hot and have a spectacular body, you can just walk in off the streets and probably be Playmate of the Month, but those are two pretty big qualifiers. And, Nikki Leigh more than qualified last year. Enjoy this hot Nikki Leigh bikini gallery!
Here’s Heidi Klum flaunting her curves and flashes some underboob and slight nipple view in a see through dress at theVersus Versace launch! The bash was attended by a number of other A-listers and showed Heidi Klum still knows how to get pulses racing. She exposed slightly more than she anticipated, as the dress left little to the imagination clinging to her curves. What to say, enjoy the view!
Jessica Lowndes seems like a really nice girl, and pretty smart looking too. My favorite part is when she slips out of car and I can see her breasts pushed up in sexy red dress. Jessica really knows how to draw attention to her funbags and make them a topic of conversation. Good times.
Here’s Eva Longoria making her way to the Direct 8 TV studio in Paris and stopping outside to greet some fans… and give them a look at her bra thanks to her see through top! Wowzers! Ok, ok, so her top is stylishly see through, and the visible bra is part of her ensemble, but it’s still pretty damn hot, right? Right. Enjoy!
